Gentle night, why linger on? I yearn thus for my love so long, Without her words to still my breast, Who shall set my soul to rest?
Gentle night, why linger on? I earned this from my love so long, Whip out your worthy, silky breasts, Who shall suck my salty bits?
No!
And now my heart in sorrow dwells…
And now my heart in sorrow dwells, From melancholic pining swells. Since I, alas, was forced to part, From the mistress of my heart.
I know my horses sort of well, Some alcohol from nine to twelve. Seems I always have whores apart, From the mistress of my heart.
Psssssst! What on earth are you saying?!
What's that hissing?
It's er… a feral goose here in the bushes.
Ah Lord, let me not wait in vain…
Ah Lord, let me not wait in vain. I long to see my love again. Oh gentle Sir, be of good cheer, I shall not cling to another, dear.
Landlord, let me not wait in vain, I long to sing and laugh again. Oh gentle sir, get off your chair, I shall not bring you another beer!
Jesus, Henry! What kind of yokel nonsense are you babbling?
Me?! You're the one who's babbling!
You're an odd one!
I've never heard such peculiar poetry in my life. Where on earth did you come up with it?
Choose either one:
Run for it!
Run for it, Hans! Run, while there's still time!
What on earth for?! It's going splendidly!
It's not my fault!
It's not my fault. It's really not my fault!
If I don't get my oats, I'll string you up by the ball-sack!
Blame the French!
It's the... it's the latest fashion in France!
You've done enough harm. Better shut up and leave it to me!
Say nothing.
Coward! Say something!
How did you like it, dearest?
Ah… how tender you are!
What are you after, you bastard? Sneaking around an honest citizen's house in the dark?
Choose either one:
I'll go where I like, peasant!
What's that got to do with you, peasant?
Plenty, seeing as how it's my house!
Here? Aha, I took you for some vagrant who was sleeping over there among the gravestones.
I'm picking cemetery blossoms.
I'm just here to pick some cemetery blossoms, see?
Is that so? Well, you don't look like you've had much success.
I only just got started when I was interrupted by some idiot. Not meaning you, of course.
I wanted to visit my great-grandmother's grave.
I went to mourn over the grave of my great-grandmother.
Oh, yeah? Then what are you doing right beneath my window, eh?
The question is, why are you trampling on great-granny's grave, eh?
Enough of your horseshit! One more word and I'll have you!
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Hey, what was that?
Choose either one:
You imagined it.
What was what?
That noise. I'm sure I heard a strange noise.
Here in the cemetery? Maybe restless spirits, what do you reckon?
I'd swear it came from the window of my own house!
It's just the neighbours.
I think the neighbours are being a bit rowdy. Nothing to worry about.
I could have sworn it was from inside my house...
What's that got to do with me?
Someone's been creeping around after my daughter, I come out and I find you here! Quite a coincidence, eh? So out with the truth!
You're quite mistaken, I've never laid eyes on your daughter, and if she looks anything like you, I'd rather keep it that way.
Why, you fucking....!
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Don't try to make a fool of me! I heard it clearly. What was that?
Choose either one:
Just a little breeze.
Probably just the evening breeze blowing down the chimney. That can make all sorts of weird noises.
Breeze?! That sounded like voices to me!
Darkness and fear can do all sorts of thing to a man's mind. But not to worry, Goodman, I'm here and I know how to fight. Besides, those hands of yours look like brawlers too.
You really think I imagined it?
I'm getting tired of this.
I don't know what you heard, but I've wasted enough time listening to your nonsense.
I know very well what I heard! You heard it too, lads, right?
You're hearing things other people can't hear.
Are you alright? It seems to me you're hearing things other folk can't hear. That's not good!
You're saying I'm hearing voices in my head?
That's not necessarily a bad thing. St. Euphrosyne of Polotsk heard voices too, and she founded a monastery and churches and things.
I heard voices too... well, could have been voices. I wouldn't swear to it though.
Look, fellahs. I was standing right here and I didn't hear a thing. Do you take me for a madman?
Whatever you are, I want to know what you're doing under my daughter's window and who was talking to her? I heard it clear as day!
Choose either one:
How dare you speak to me in that tone!
You've got a nerve speaking to me in that tone! Don't you know who I am? And another thing - how do I know this really is your house? You might be a thief!
No need to lose your temper. Anyway, it was some other fellah's voice I heard.
You're mistaking me for someone else.
If you're looking for the fellah that was here before me, why didn't you say so right away?
Ha! I knew there was someone here! Who was it and which way did he go? Out with it!
I only caught a glimpse of him. He took to his heels as soon as he saw you coming. Wisely too, I'd say, judging from the look of you.
Hmm... that voice sounded different to yours though...
You misheard - I was praying.
Good neighbour, it can't be denied that old age dulls a man's ears. I'm here alone, praying for the souls of the good people resting in the cemetery. I've nothing to do with your daughter.
Hmm... that voice sounded different to yours though...
But where did he get to? You must have seen him! Unless...
Unless you're covering for him!
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Start singing.
Aaah... Já sem z Kutný Hory, z Kutný Hory koudelníkův syn...
What the fuck are you playing at?! My patience is wearing thin!
Continue singing.
Já sem z Kutný Hory, z Kutný Hory koudelníkův syn...
Jesus, stop your damn screeching!
Continue singing.
Na kopečku stála, plakala, plakala, jezu jezu marja, volala, volala, jezu jezu marja, jezu jeminé, Bude li-to chlapec nebo né. Bude li-to chlapec nebo né.
Christ almighty! Let's go, fellahs, this one ain't right in the head. The guards will have him for screeching after curfew. Let's not get mixed up in it.
But if I ever see you here again, I'll beat some sense into your idiot skull!
