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A collection of somewhat bawdy poems is a lore book in Kingdom Come: Deliverance II.

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A book of titillating verses.

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My love for you is heartfelt.
You can tell from my unbuckled belt.

My mind is troubled badly
by one question above all:
When will my lover fondly
caress my left ball?

"Love thy neighbour", saith Our Lord.
and I took it to heart.
I started to fulfil His word,
at least in their southern part.

My heart is mourning dejectedly.
Even my hand rejected me!

By day and night I think of you,
I shall love you always.
My heart is faithful, loyal and true,
Though my body sometimes strays.

A knight in battle attire
got into bed with his squire.
Instead of conquering forts,
They played with each other's swords.

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