A collection of somewhat bawdy poems is a lore book in Kingdom Come: Deliverance II.
Description[]
- A book of titillating verses.
Contents[]
My love for you is heartfelt.
You can tell from my unbuckled belt.
My mind is troubled badly
by one question above all:
When will my lover fondly
caress my left ball?
"Love thy neighbour", saith Our Lord.
and I took it to heart.
I started to fulfil His word,
at least in their southern part.
My heart is mourning dejectedly.
Even my hand rejected me!
By day and night I think of you,
I shall love you always.
My heart is faithful, loyal and true,
Though my body sometimes strays.
A knight in battle attire
got into bed with his squire.
Instead of conquering forts,
They played with each other's swords.